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How can you be sure you look like a tourist when in Hawai'i?
窶「 No matter how hot it is, always wear black shoes with black socks when you wear shorts (and always have your shirt tucked in).
窶「 Always call the mainland the 窶彜tates,窶 and then try and figure out which country Hawai'i is in.
窶「 Rent a convertible, drive it very slowly, and always look everywhere except at the road.
窶「 Speak Spanish when you don窶冲 understand the local dialect.
窶「 Mispronounce all the Hawaiian words, then give up, thinking they all sound the same anyway.
窶「 While at the North shore of any island in the middle of summer, stop and ask where the big winter waves are.
窶「 Before drinking from a water fountain, ask if the water should be boiled first (no, this is not Mexico).
窶「 When windsurfing in the middle of summer, when the water is well over 85 degrees (F), always wear a full-length wetsuit and hood.
窶「窶「 Above all, have fun!
Aloha!